Assembling My Fictional Police Force

When I start my own city (which ranks somewhere in the top 10 on my bucket list), it’s gonna need a little law & order. So, as Supreme Eternal UberMayor, I’ll insist on assembling the police force myself. And here’s my initial selection, all of whom will be willed into… Continue reading

The Greatest Fictional Presidents in Film

It’s 2012 and we know what that means. No, I’m not talking about leap year. No, I’m not talking about the Olympics. No… okay, let me just spell it out. Presidential Election Year (in the United States – sorry international readers). But amidst all the rampant speculation and political horse… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Reviews: “The Hunger Games”

Rated PG-13. In Theaters March 23rd, 2012. There are many types of games: Board games, role-playing games, card games, children’s games, drinking games, game shows, wild game… and the cruelest game of all: Jayceon Terrell Taylor. In this gritty remake of Little House on the Prairie, the Ingalls (now called… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”

“It doesn’t matter how far you run… there are some demons you can’t escape.” Apparently, that goes for turds as well. In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Nicholas Cage reprises his role as the Marvel Comics’ anti-hero Ghost Rider (hence the title). Given Mr. Cage’s need for more paychecks, it’s… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Water For Elephants”

They say elephants never forget. But dehydrated elephants can become irritable and confused and, potentially, lose consciousness. And this movie may have a similar effect on you. In all fairness, Water for Elephants, based on the best-selling book also titled (coincidentally) Water for Elephants, is probably the greatest circus-based movie… Continue reading