Jeremy Kerns is the mastermind behind TIMID Studios, Mellow Migrations, HipstrStash and others. He writes, makes films, draws comics and searches the world for dead pixels to prove the simulation theory. You can also find his creations on Etsy at https://timidstudios.etsy.com and Redbubble at https://jeremykerns.redbubble.com

Mic Check, 1-2

(In my best Richard Attenborough/John Hammond impersonation): Welcome… to TIMID Studios! Please take some time to look around and explore what’s already here (admittedly, mostly old stuff). New content will be arriving shortly. Pretty much all of my writings (blog, stories, books, etc) will go through this main site and… Continue reading

Assembling My Fictional Police Force

When I start my own city (which ranks somewhere in the top 10 on my bucket list), it’s gonna need a little law & order. So, as Supreme Eternal UberMayor, I’ll insist on assembling the police force myself. And here’s my initial selection, all of whom will be willed into… Continue reading

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, ‘Tis Off Twerk I Go…

Hello, Readers! It’s been busy around here, sorry I haven’t chatted with you in some time. Between my 48 hour twerking binge and then subsequent 24 hour rest and rehydration period, I’ve been too preoccupied to make a post. Also, I’ve been asked to take part in Geek Month over… Continue reading