Jeremy Kerns is the mastermind behind TIMID Studios, Mellow Migrations, HipstrStash and others. He writes, makes films, draws comics and searches the world for dead pixels to prove the simulation theory. You can also find his creations on Etsy at and Redbubble at

Trailer Trash Movie Reviews: “The Hunger Games”

Rated PG-13. In Theaters March 23rd, 2012. There are many types of games: Board games, role-playing games, card games, children’s games, drinking games, game shows, wild game… and the cruelest game of all: Jayceon Terrell Taylor. In this gritty remake of Little House on the Prairie, the Ingalls (now called… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”

“It doesn’t matter how far you run… there are some demons you can’t escape.” Apparently, that goes for turds as well. In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Nicholas Cage reprises his role as the Marvel Comics’ anti-hero Ghost Rider (hence the title). Given Mr. Cage’s need for more paychecks, it’s… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Water For Elephants”

They say elephants never forget. But dehydrated elephants can become irritable and confused and, potentially, lose consciousness. And this movie may have a similar effect on you. In all fairness, Water for Elephants, based on the best-selling book also titled (coincidentally) Water for Elephants, is probably the greatest circus-based movie… Continue reading