Assembling My Fictional Police Force

When I start my own city (which ranks somewhere in the top 10 on my bucket list), it’s gonna need a little law & order. So, as Supreme Eternal UberMayor, I’ll insist on assembling the police force myself. And here’s my initial selection, all of whom will be willed into… Continue reading

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, ‘Tis Off Twerk I Go…

Hello, Readers! It’s been busy around here, sorry I haven’t chatted with you in some time. Between my 48 hour twerking binge and then subsequent 24 hour rest and rehydration period, I’ve been too preoccupied to make a post. Also, I’ve been asked to take part in Geek Month over… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Reviews: “The Hunger Games”

Rated PG-13. In Theaters March 23rd, 2012. There are many types of games: Board games, role-playing games, card games, children’s games, drinking games, game shows, wild game… and the cruelest game of all: Jayceon Terrell Taylor. In this gritty remake of Little House on the Prairie, the Ingalls (now called… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance”

“It doesn’t matter how far you run… there are some demons you can’t escape.” Apparently, that goes for turds as well. In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Nicholas Cage reprises his role as the Marvel Comics’ anti-hero Ghost Rider (hence the title). Given Mr. Cage’s need for more paychecks, it’s… Continue reading

Trailer Trash Movie Review: “Water For Elephants”

They say elephants never forget. But dehydrated elephants can become irritable and confused and, potentially, lose consciousness. And this movie may have a similar effect on you. In all fairness, Water for Elephants, based on the best-selling book also titled (coincidentally) Water for Elephants, is probably the greatest circus-based movie… Continue reading