When I start my own city (which ranks somewhere in the top 10 on my bucket list), it’s gonna need a little law & order. So, as Supreme Eternal UberMayor, I’ll insist on assembling the police force myself. And here’s my initial selection, all of whom will be willed into… Continue reading
Hello, Readers! It’s been busy around here, sorry I haven’t chatted with you in some time. Between my 48 hour twerking binge and then subsequent 24 hour rest and rehydration period, I’ve been too preoccupied to make a post. Also, I’ve been asked to take part in Geek Month over… Continue reading
Here’s another short piece that was written based on a picture prompt on io9, posted to my Facebook page a few months ago. If you aren’t one of a select few, then this will be new to you. “Yes, I love that piece as well.” Marionne said, striding up beside… Continue reading
I’m sure it’s well known that Hollywood is full of Zen masters. And it is the wisest and most learned of these that provide us with the quality films that grace your local cineplex every weekend. These true geniuses… ugh, no, sorry, I just can’t do that anymore. I hate… Continue reading
Position: Mad Scientist What Kind of Wage You Can Expect: Whatever those poor fools will give you to disarm your Death Ray Job Outlook in The Next Ten Years: Greater with every day your superior intellect is mocked and ignored Requirements: First, it’s terribly important that everyone knows you are… Continue reading
Imagine me running to the kitchen table this morning – looking dashing as usual in my stocking cap, long-johns, and Garfield slippers. I grab my usual box of the Golden Nibbles of the Gods (otherwise known as Honeycomb) cereal and begin to chew loudly and make disturbing moaning sounds as… Continue reading
Rated PG-13. In Theaters March 23rd, 2012. There are many types of games: Board games, role-playing games, card games, children’s games, drinking games, game shows, wild game… and the cruelest game of all: Jayceon Terrell Taylor. In this gritty remake of Little House on the Prairie, the Ingalls (now called… Continue reading
“It doesn’t matter how far you run… there are some demons you can’t escape.” Apparently, that goes for turds as well. In Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Nicholas Cage reprises his role as the Marvel Comics’ anti-hero Ghost Rider (hence the title). Given Mr. Cage’s need for more paychecks, it’s… Continue reading
They say elephants never forget. But dehydrated elephants can become irritable and confused and, potentially, lose consciousness. And this movie may have a similar effect on you. In all fairness, Water for Elephants, based on the best-selling book also titled (coincidentally) Water for Elephants, is probably the greatest circus-based movie… Continue reading